Trump Valentine's Day card

$ 3.99

Believe me, nobody knows more about romancing the womenfolk than our 45th President.  We've captured Trump's subtle eroticism which has wooed porn stars and evangelicals alike.  Tap into this magic for yourself by presenting your sweetheart with this amazing VD card!

High quality, professionally printed 5x7 greeting card on quality cardstock. Includes envelope.

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